blind leading the blind

a few nuggets of wisdom from one of my favourite bloggers...

1. people on facebook with no actual photos of themselves are creepy. Avoid them at all costs.
2. there’s nothing sadder than a hot dude in BAD shoes!
3. running in public is for assholes.
4. dont say ‘gal’! It makes everyone around you feel like they’ve been punched in the stomach!
5. start waking up earlier you lazy fuck! Nicole Richie wakes up at 5am EVERY DAY! That’s mutherfuckin’ early yo, but she gets shizz done!
6. I’m pretty sure that pencil skirts were invented by murderers so women couldn’t run away from them.
7. for the love of god, take the price tag OFF the gift you tacky ass fuck!
8. don’t walk around with your arms crossed. that’s some serious bad body language AND automatically implies you’re a pussy.
9. a well dressed man is a sexually satisfied man!
10. it is not OK to wear those sketcher workout shoes. ever. Not OK at all.
11. don’t talk during a movie you fucking asshole! yeah, I’m talking to YOU and your fucking slut date! i can’t believe i even have to tell you this! this is some universal/unwritten/unspoken law shit! JESUS! this goes for texting too!
12.  if he drives a yellow car, he’s not worth your time.
13. “i don’t mean this in a bad way…” is never an intro for anything GOOD. It just makes people think you’re a meddling asshole. so get a fucking life!
14. only wear black bras. But if you DO wear a colorful bra, it better give off a black bra vibe.
15. no. That outfit does not look good on you!
16. your friend is TOTALLY talking shit about you. don’t ask me how i know, i just know, OK!? fine…..they told me!
17. wear make-up. you’re definitely uglier without it. Even if you’re perfect (whatever that means), throw on some mascara- it can’t HURT/you won’t regret it.

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